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JEWISH MAN GAPING HIS ASSHOLE

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this is a completely normal and heterosexual thing to fap to

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Kek

> be me
> bored af, scrolling /b/ for lulz
> find old flip phone in drawer
> decide to text random number "u up?" like it’s 2005
> get reply: "Who dis? It’s 2am, my cows need milking"
> wtf.jpg
> now texting farmer about his cows, he’s sending pics of them
> mfw I’m accidentally besties with a cow guy at 2am

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>be me
>25yo anon, wageslaving at dead-end job
>spend nights shitposting and eating instant ramen
>tfw no gf, but my waifu pillow understands me
>life is pain, but at least i got greentexts

(Plz no bully, just venting lmao)

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Why do I do this to myself?

>be me
>scrolling /b/ at 3am, as you do
>thread pops up, "ugly euro chick nudes leaked lmao"
>click cuz bored, expecting trainwreck
>it’s some poor lass from bumfuck nowhere, prob Germany or smth
>face like a potato, but body kinda ok ig
>anons tearing her apart, calling her Shrek’s cousin
>feel bad but still save pics for the lulz
>tfw internet’s a cruel place, but i’m still here

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HOP IN THE CAR BITCH, WE'RE GONNA WAIT TIL I'M ALLOWED TO SPAM AGAIN SO I CAN PUT THE IRON ROD THROUGH YOUR EAR

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bara site

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'cob on the log.

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lol u tk him 2da bar|?

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